Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
