Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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