she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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