he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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