physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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