let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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