Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
