DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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