Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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