ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Two words: nipple clamps
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