Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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