lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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