PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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