so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
try to milk me bitch
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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