4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
handjob tips. give me some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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