I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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