Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
is it fun? or sober?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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