Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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