I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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