i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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