Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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