you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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