She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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