we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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