On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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