i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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