What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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