Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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