What a fucking waste of an outfit
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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