its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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