I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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