O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to