Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-