Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him