that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip