did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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