i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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