alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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