Non-Jews are for practice
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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