i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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