Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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