Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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