the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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