Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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