You surviving the open bar?
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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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