So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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