i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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