so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
