i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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