well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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