Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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