We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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