I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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