What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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