Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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