Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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