Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?