Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.

(302): View more from Delaware

I love summer.

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(435): View more from Utah

I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.

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(251): View more from Alabama

When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?

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(302): View more from Delaware

My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall

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(573): View more from Missouri

I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...

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(678): View more from Georgia

HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.

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Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle

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(513): View more from Ohio

CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION

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