My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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