You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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